Life in AstoriaLand

I was trained by BB to be asong alisto.

"My name is Bienvenido "Gael" Bernal."
"I am a show dog, I am a puppy, 0 years old."
"My owner is BB, she is a goddess."

She always gives me tips about life in general, don't talk to strangers, always brush your teeth, comb your whiskers. .

So one time I got curious.. we travelled a lot this month, I haven't figured out where do we live? Stayed for 2 weeks in a Danshui hotel, a week in pasig with a bunch of people in and out, 2 weekends in las pinas and a day in QC. Plus a whole lot of hanging out in Shangri_la and Mega.

Bienvenido's corner since 1912.

BB told me that the pasig place is where we live.

I noted it in my google earth coordinates PH 120 E long, 20 N lat. AstoriaLand!

I have found my special spot in AstoriaLand! Where I can greet and bite the people coming in and out the door.

A***** -- Bite!
Carol -- Greet!
Cherish -- Greet!
Ed B -- Greet!
*d S -- Bite!
Edgar -- Greet!
Enuh -- Greet!
Kints -- Greet!
L*****-- Bite!
M******** -- Greet!
Nina -- Greet!
Ohsie -- Greet!
Pinky -- Greet!
R**** -- Bite!
T**** -- Bite!
Andrew -- Greet!

AstoriaLand by the way is not your usual home. It's mostly open 24/7. It is a sweatshop, it is a beer joint, it is an office, a communal dorm. And what i notice since we got back is.. there is no food in the fridge (except for junk food and chocolates!)





AA.. Asong Alisto, but actually I'll be ending up another AA.. Asong Alcoholic (hic!)

TDFKAGB - The Dog formerly known as Gael Bernal

Just call me Bienvenido Bernal.

I realized I have a higher calling, to be the uber Banned Dog of dogs, to reach that nirvana, i have passed through life after life, a glimpse of my previous life as an actor.

Yes, I AM Gael Bernal.
Calm down, calm down.. Sorry girls.. am now into bit^#@s (joke!) I decided to live out my true calling after "the science of sleep" I donned a costume that felt really like my second skin, so i decided it to be my first. See my before and after pix.. (salamat po doctor.)



It's hard to be a multi talented dog, I have a lot of things in my "things-to-do-before-you-die" list. so far I've done 472 things and still looking forward to doing a lot more so... must not sleep, blog, hypnotize master to type, (hypnotic voice : type BB type - post blog - encode my blogs - sweatshop..) make her take pictures of me in all possible situations (hypnotic voice : hire me a stylist, hire me a professional photographer, buy me a new camera, buy me a sound stage, but for now, be my slave, shoot, make me pose, upload my pictures, photoshop my flaws..),

BB by the way is my sweetie name for my master Bienvenido's Boss (Ngayon, sino ang boss?)

Bwa-ha-ha-harf-arf.

I have to make this blog short today. BB still has deadlines, man year is ending and she has to do a lot of yearender recaps, dog years end every 2.4 months (trivia!) and I have to discover and name a heavenly body after my BB (in fairness I heart my boss.)




Isa sa nasa checklist ko today is make this world a better place and eventually be a nobel laureate (ahem) but naging busy ako magpost ng blog.. Oh well, same small goal with same end in mind to make people smile. Good day!

Show dogs Unite!

Banned movies bosses don't always have the fun! We Banned dogs chillax!

Jose-Lito @ Gloria Jean's Mega - Dec 26
Banned bosses talk : first regroup after xmas, Super Noypi and hard day@ work
Banned dog talk : Coffee is cool! What if i trade my inside cotton to coffee beans?



Belvedire Khua @ Starbucks 6/F Shang - Dec 27
Banned bosses talk : meeting with La Tondena, pep talk before meeting with sponsor
Banned dog talk : I have to convince my boss to change my name from Brownie to Belvedire



Jose-Lito; Belvedire @ McDonald's El Pueblo

Banned bosses talk : Deadlines and gameplans, puso puso and the rising of a phoenix.
Banned dogs talk : C'mon let's listen, we might have blackmail details to blog.

Bienvenido! Mabuhay! Welcome!

As my name suggests, "Welcome!" to my blog of adventures. I am Bienvenido, 1 of 10 showdog plush dolls from a Taiwan Daisho Store.

Fast Facts :
Birthday : December 9, 2006
Place : Chungshan St., Taipei, Taiwan
My litter (siblings:)
Belvedire (surname withheld until further notice -- considered surnames : KhuaOng, OngKhua, Khua, Gonzales) formerly known as Belvedire Gonzales fka Belvedire Khua fka Brownie Gonzales (bb note: updated Jan 19)
Bantay Salakay (bb note: updated Dec 30)
Cocoy Jun Martinez
Jose Dash Lito (bb note: updated Jan 8)
Atan (Final name withheld upon lifting of vow of silence) formerly known as Jonathan (Surname withheld by owner) (bb note : updated Feb 12)
Juniper Lopez formerly known as C'mon Asomo Spongklong (bb note : updated Feb 12)
Haring Habagat (bb note: updated Jan 19)
Sarah Beth Nicole aka Pussy Cat Dog (bb note: updated Jan 19)
Cherish Aileen Melody aka Snoopy Serna (bb note: updated Jan 19)

Distinguishing marks:
3 super straight right whiskers (my right) and 3 super crooked left whiskers
I still have my tag on (mint condition)
Hobbies :
Travelling, exploring, fun photography and sudoku
Special skills :
Making fun of my master (tingnan natin kung sino ang amo!)
Special corner :
my 1102 door knob

This is my life so far, looking forward to invading yours. So let the blogging begin!