Gooning 101

Like all other celebrity superstars we all start as bit players in super productions. I have the actor blood in my veins and my fur can't deny it. I am an action superhero! In our quest for Weng weng i've been rubbing elbows (and paws) with old goons and new goons and gooning became a passion for me.. I have been an award winning actor (see Gael Bernal past works) I have managed to perform stunts (picture gallery of Bien blogs.) I have the dashing good looks of a movie star.. I have found my calling.

Anatomy of a goon (Nino.. this is for sitting on me. Bwahahaharf.)




my mentors
(trained by tri-continental masters : an american, a filipino and an aussie)

So there, as Goon-in-training, I have various tasks to perform

1. STUNT DRIVING
Place Malibay Pasay City

Back street driving in Weng Weng land. This is the authentic Weng Weng brother Celing de la Cruz. Weng weng for the uninformed is only the best small person action superstar, and I may I add would be the small dog action hero of this new generation. My mission to be back seat driver to Celing's flying jeepney.
(Bien with super jeepney driver : Celing De La Cruz - The REAL WENG WENG'S BROTHER!)



2. Nino Muhlach SQUOOSH TEST NO.1
Place Scenema Concepts Pasig City

Nino Muhlach gives me a squooosh test, my mission : Bien ala stress ball (this has been perpetually done to Jose Dash Lito.) and be dashing and smiling after the process.

(asian master and aussie master at work.)





3. Action Hero Pose
AstoriaLand, Pasig

Limber is the middle name of my master. Ha ha! A little joke from the term used by Boss Cherish describing BB.
"Go strong little man, Go on little man, you've got a lot of growing to do" remember the milkmaid commercial in the 70's featuring a precocious little Nino in karate suit. My mission : Pang poster pose

(Don't you think my ribbon looks like a cape?)

(you can only do so much with pugdy hands and feet. HYAHHHHH!!!!)

3. Bien at the Bottom.

This is the Nino Muhlach Ultimate SQUOOSH Test.

(asian master is one cool guy. Thanks Nino for "taking us seriously.")

(Nino and Bien partially hidden.. you can only see my brown ribbon, he actually sat on me!)


4. ODE TO WENG WENG

The penultimate training for a miniature hero is to be dropped from buildings with only an umbrella as safety net. Mission : jump from AstoriaLand






(Tip to stunt photographers :make sure there aren't people looking up or else ur building guards would think you've gone cuckoo! He he.)